sometimes amidst all the shit that’s happening around the ed, it takes a couple of silly people to put a smile on my face. here are a couple of retards i saw last night….
“doctor! a black fly drowned in my cereal this morning! i feel funny in the tummy.”
hmmm. it gets worse.
“doctor! my panties are infested with ants! do i have diabetes?”
hmmm. this was before she wanted to show me her panties. in a plastic bag.
and the best of the lot…from an elderly chinese gentleman.
“doctor! i’ve got a uti!”
“uti? how do you know? painful when you pee?”
“oh. this stranger i met in chinatown tasted my semen off my cock and said it tasted funny. surely it’s an uti. no one told me it tasted funny before.”
!!
and he said it so casually without even a blink or blush.
singapore, such a small country, so many fucked up people roaming around. i’m not complaining though. makes the night shift a little more interesting.
January 30, 2007 at 5:18 pm
they are not F***** …they are jus some ignorant pple.need some advice,get freak out when things happen…like U…hahah.with so many sms and phone calls..,..heheh.i am a SINgaporean too lo.
January 30, 2007 at 7:36 pm
Man, if I knew things were like this I would have stayed back in the UK…. too late for that now. I look forward to a career examining panties and such.
February 2, 2007 at 10:15 am
dr siah! lets catch up over kopi with dee!
February 3, 2007 at 2:41 pm
yeah kopi with me!… you two hook up and let me know.
i am stressed and ermm in need of cheering uP!
February 13, 2007 at 5:50 am
siah, u still coming to my wedding?:P