sometimes amidst all the shit that’s happening around the ed, it takes a couple of silly people to put a smile on my face. here are a couple of retards i saw last night….

“doctor! a black fly drowned in my cereal this morning! i feel funny in the tummy.”

 hmmm. it gets worse.

“doctor! my panties are infested with ants! do i have diabetes?”

hmmm. this was before she wanted to show me her panties. in a plastic bag.

and the best of the lot…from an elderly chinese gentleman.

“doctor! i’ve got a uti!”

“uti? how do you know? painful when you pee?”

“oh. this stranger i met in chinatown tasted my semen off my cock and said it tasted funny. surely it’s an uti. no one told me it tasted funny before.”

!!

and he said it so casually without even a blink or blush.

singapore, such a small country, so many fucked up people roaming around. i’m not complaining though. makes the night shift a little more interesting.