so tomorrow i embark upon my virgin locum job outside of the hospital clusters. fun for the whole family, finger licking good. is it legal? i don’t know. everyone is doing it. what’s even more exciting that it’s going to be a pediatric clinic. i haven’t done pediatrics since medical school, so here’s a plea to all you mothers out there that cares for a parasite (s) that’s between the ages one day to fourteen years - keep the hell out of the clinics. just let me sit in the consultation room to surf the net, shake my legs and scratch the odd itch. actually, i’m good with kids. i’m pretty darn good with the animal and flying airplane sounds and they go crazy. this is based on my experience with my kid/baby cousins by the way. hah. but that doesn’t mean i will be a good kid doctor. we shall see.

on a lighter note, i saw three interesting patients today…

vomitting blood

facial droop

tummy pain

hilarious shit. hope you can appreciate it.