it has been wet these days. can imagine how that would sound to someone who’s incontinent, but being politically correct is not one of my stronger points. have recently discovered a cute little chef of sorts called rachel ray. she’s been around for sometime and god knows where i’ve been hiding to have not heard of her earlier. her recipes sound practical, and quick. she uses can food in her recipes for god’s sake! and if that’s not practical, i don’t know what is. seems like she’s the cuter, sexier and younger version of martha steward, which i can definately appreciate. shall be trying some of her recipes. enough of mcds and kfcs and pizza huts for me.

and i finally found the dancing mumbles. yay. fun for the whole family finger licking good. good ol carrefour never lets me down. fuck toysrus. not even a phonecall from them. bastards.

so tomorrow i embark upon my virgin locum job outside of the hospital clusters. fun for the whole family, finger licking good. is it legal? i don’t know. everyone is doing it. what’s even more exciting that it’s going to be a pediatric clinic. i haven’t done pediatrics since medical school, so here’s a plea to all you mothers out there that cares for a parasite (s) that’s between the ages one day to fourteen years - keep the hell out of the clinics. just let me sit in the consultation room to surf the net, shake my legs and scratch the odd itch. actually, i’m good with kids. i’m pretty darn good with the animal and flying airplane sounds and they go crazy. this is based on my experience with my kid/baby cousins by the way. hah. but that doesn’t mean i will be a good kid doctor. we shall see.

on a lighter note, i saw three interesting patients today…

vomitting blood

facial droop

tummy pain

hilarious shit. hope you can appreciate it.

managed to catch the long awaited open season. was enthralled by the previews, salivating like one of pavlov’s bitches at the mere mention of it. and rightly so, because the previews were more entertaining than the movie itself. those marketing bastards took all the good bits of the movie and shamelessly used it for the previews. what a bunch of cock teasers. my mood during the movie deteoriated from excitement (much like a bunch of schoolgirls having caught sight of beckham’s crotch) at the beginning to boredom as the movie progressed, and wishing very very hard that i was home picking out belly button lint instead. bad. realised then that animated movies can actually stink. it used to be that animated shows were a little more exotic, there were few and far in between and when they do appear, they’re excellent. now animated movies are copulating like rabbits and they’re everywhere, so i guess it’s inevitable that quality has to be compromised. boo hoo.

in other news, house-hunting season has started. lease ends in february next year and the tedious process of looking for a new place is getting underway, albeit a little arthritic turtle paced. anyone with a nice renovated hdb flat to lease? we promise not to have any pets.

so i still cannot get over how fucking cute mumbles is. wanted to buy the mumbles soft toy. not just the fluffy one, i want the fluffy one who can dance, sing, strip and play poker, all with a touch of a button. i raided all the toysrus outlets i know in singapore, and i’m utterly amazed to find that happy feet toys, apparently, only deserve shelf space with an area as big as an emperor penguin. damn barbies and superman action figures have more shelf space! thats blasphemy! but that didnt stop people from buying them, mumbles is nowhere to be seen. sold out apparently, or mayb he’s busy feet tapping away. so i did what i never thought i’d ever do in my life – i placed an order for mumbles, a fluffly fur ball soft toy.

 soon, he will be mine. all mine!

 mwahahahahahahaha!

 *thunder and lightning and a silhoutte of a headless horseman wielding a pumpkin*

was informed a week ago that one of my best friends is getting married. just found out two minutes ago that the wedding is on new years eve. hmmm. a little too fast. dodgy. but i initially thought an animated movie about penguins tap dancing was dodgy, who knows.